Beinggirl : Your Mind : His Mind

Chaps often seem loud, proud and effortlessly confident but inside they are even more worried than us girls! In no particular order this is what boys worry about…

Is my willy big enough?
Multiply all your body worries by a billion and then condense them into one tiny trouser snake and that’s how much boys worry about their parts. Bless!

Is my willy the right shape?

Do I smell funny?

How do I say “I love you” to my girlf

Should I hide my emotions?

What if I look weak?

Does my girlf/crush fancy other boys?

Will I get caught looking at boobs?

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What if I get a hard-on in class?
Or on a train…or in a shop… or whilst watching telly with my mates… or at the park?

Is everyone looking at my spots?
No, they’re too worried about their own spots to think about his.

Have I got bad breath?

Am I a good kisser?
That depends on whether she likes putting her mouth in a washing machine doesn’t it?

What if nobody ever kisses me?

I’ve got strange feelings for my best friend, does that mean I’m gay?

Will my mum find my porn stash?
Maybe the washing basket wasn’t the best place to hide it!

Will I fail my exams?

What if I don’t get picked for the footy team?

What if no one laughs when I try and make a joke?

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What do girls think of me?

What will mum say about my wet dream sheets?

Will England win the World Cup?

Is everyone laughing at me?
If you keep chattin’ about England winning the World Cup then yes.

Do other boys think I’m tough?

It’s easy to get so wrapped up in yourself you forget other people have their own stuff to deal with. When you get in a panic about something silly, just bear in mind the ridiculous, laughable worries that boys wind themselves up with. Life will seem effortless and chilled in comparison!

What do you worry about? Tell us in our worry poll!

How effortless is your boyfriend? Read our bf guide…

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